Monday, July 27, 2009

Oh yes, I can dig it

There aren't really words to express how much I love this movie. I'll just give you some pictures. They're worth a thousand anyway.



Note the lesion from a recent gonosphyphillherpelaids infection spreading on Swan's face. Never make out with mustachioed latinas from a bottom-tier street gang!



The scariest teeth you ever did see. Believe it or not, this is not the gayest gang uniform you will see in the film.



And this dude... This is the original badass. He can bite the head off a baby before you even know what happened. If he took those shades off, it would kill you outright.

The Warriors is constantly in rotation at Insomnia theater. You really have to go see it. I recommend a large bottle of Little Penguin chardonnay for your exploitation experience. Careful in those dark theater aisles though. I ended up pouring about half mine on the floor.

One for my homies.